What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

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Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Quia et magnam illo.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

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No, not a chance

No go.

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I am glad you enjoyed my pictures. Do you have any photos to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

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No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds