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They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Would people still care about Palestine if there was no Israeli-Palestinian conflict?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Fred Smith, FedEx’s billionaire founder and CEO, dies at 80 - The Washington Post
No, not a chance
No go.
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I am glad you enjoyed my pictures. Do you have any photos to share?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
—
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
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No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds